#hilssays "prostitutes are people too" via on Sat Apr 11 20:13:04 +0000 2015

#hilssays "when you're addicted to speed you just want to do it!" via on Thu Nov 27 19:57:19 +0000 2014

#hilssays "I got the chairs for free so I could buy a penguin!" via on Mon Dec 09 20:16:15 +0000 2013

#hilssays "if i let your mind talk to me, I'm fucked!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:15:35 +0000

#hilssays "I want the sausage!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:03:08 +0000

#hilssays "I was palm raped" via lpbarrows on Thu, 19 Jul 2012 21:13:15 +0000

#hilssays "I've got to make it nice and hard" via lpbarrows on Wed, 23 May 2012 14:32:49 +0000

#hilssays "Would you like it Emma?" #emmasays "I wouldn't know what to do with it!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 01 May 2012 15:26:14 +0000

#hilssays "Just be thankful it's not my cock" via lpbarrows on Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:37:28 +0000

#hilssays "I can go under the shirt if you want ne too!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:54:18 +0000

#hilssays "id quite like to be under Jonathan again!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:50:59 +0000

#hilssays "I don't think i've ever bitten you Cathy" via lpbarrows on Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:02:44 +0000

#hilssays "Where are you? I need to whip you!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:43:31 +0000

#hilssays "I want meat now!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:56:08 +0000

#hilssays "what happened to the sex?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:36:17 +0000

#hilssays "Can you get in the back tunnel?" via lpbarrows on Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:14:15 +0000

#hilssays "I want a pink straw!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:55:21 +0000

#hilssays "if I ever have a daughter I'm calling her Gertrude, at least for the first year" via lpbarrows on Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:29:46 +0000

#hilssays "Two blows and I'm second!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:50:40 +0000

#hilssays "I met her in the somewhere else" via lpbarrows on Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:14:07 +0000

#hilssays "My first wank is important to your career." via lpbarrows on Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:15:14 +0000

#hilssays "I'm not gonna be your goose!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:16:45 +0000

#hilssays "I dont like hairy ones and i don't like curly ones!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:08:46 +0000

#hilssays "Stu! Say 'stick it up your bum!'" via lpbarrows on Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:37:08 +0000

#hilssays I had two young girls taking pictures of my shaft last night via pwiltsher on Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:48:28 +0000

#hilssays "don't break my shaft!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:47:15 +0000

#hilssays "Just put Gon on a rope!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:15:55 +0000

#hilssays "I do love Valerie" via lpbarrows on Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:37:10 +0000

#hilssays its all about the movement! via lpbarrows on Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:41:22 +0000

#hilssays "I know all the sluts" via lpbarrows on Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:58:17 +0000

#hilssays "We need to have that furniture talk!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:34:02 +0000

#hilssays "No one kills with four belts!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:05:37 +0000

#hilssays "As soon as you start thinking about bollocks..." via lpbarrows on Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:36:47 +0000

#hilssays "I'm not you! I don't take lube into the barracks!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:36:47

#hilssays "i got knocked off a pole twice" via lpbarrows on Fri, 07 Oct 2011 09:30:40 +0000

#hilssays I've got a lot of sluts following me via Colski72 on Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:47:01 +0000

#hilssays "I did it once and it really hurt!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:55:25 +0000

#hilssays "you just can't hire kids anymore!" via lpbarrows on Sat, 01 Oct 2011 10:37:48 +0000

#hilssays "Let's share a baby" via thingstheysay2 on Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:59:16 +0000

#hilssays "If you're gonna get in bed with someone, you may as well get some cash out of it!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:14:53 +0000

#hilssays (to Gon) "I'm going back to bed, do you want to join me?" via lpbarrows on Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:05:50 +0000

#hilssays "you could easily break a kiddies jaw with one of those guns!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Sep 2011 12:32:51 +0000

#hilssays "it needs to be thicker!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:23:51 +0000

#hilssays "Did you want to stay and have fun?" via lpbarrows on Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:31:47 +0000

#hilssays "come on, its me or your girlfriend!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:28:20 +0000

'is that a dress or a two-piece?' #Hilssays #2sisters0brothers via clairedoolan on Sun, 11 Sep 2011 09:25:13 +0000

#hilssays look at that dick! via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:17:06 +0000

#hilssays "How wet did you get?" via thingstheysay2 on Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:00:15 +0000

#hilssays "It's OK, they've got a back entrance!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:59:20 +0000

#hilssays "girth is better than my tongue growing" via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:10:12 +0000

#hilssays "You drive better when you're drunk!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Aug 2011 08:52:23 +0000

#hilssays "It's all about the sausage!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Aug 2011 08:46:37 +0000

#hilssays "That's scary as well, but i'll take it!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:40:10 +0000

#hilssays "I love how you sprayed either side of me!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:46:51 +0000

oh hey, we missed the celebratory mark of 200 quotes on #hilssays http://bit.ly/hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:16:41 +0000

#hilssays "did you just touch me?" via lpbarrows on Fri, 08 Jul 2011 19:03:30 +0000

#hilssays "Are you saying sex is like time travelling into the future?" via thingstheysay2 on Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:23:51 +0000

#hilssays "I wasn't stalking, I was just curious!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:56:47 +0000

#hilssays "Logic's doing my head in!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:16:32 +0000

#hilssays "I'm curious!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:58:40 +0000

#hilssays "I saw a sign once that said 'rape house'" via lpbarrows on Fri, 10 Jun 2011 17:51:34 +0000

#hilssays "I don't touch the hands of grannies!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:29:04 +0000

#hilssays "its all about percentages!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 25 May 2011 19:46:40 +0000

#hilssays "Give her the joystick! give her the joystick!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 17 May 2011 14:07:56 +0000

#hilssays "its dripping, its dripping... oh missed it..." via lpbarrows on Fri, 13 May 2011 18:39:35 +0000

#hilssays "I don't know what age I was when I worked out what gay people were!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 13 May 2011 17:59:21 +0000

#hilssays "Is there something leaking in your drawers?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 11 May 2011 10:53:54 +0000

"Kiss my helmet" #hilssays via theSaysMachine on Mon, 09 May 2011 11:17:16 +0000

"Only 19% of people have a bigger cock than you" #hilssays via theSaysMachine on Mon, 09 May 2011 11:13:16 +0000

#hilssays "I need my own wardrobe space!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:51:50 +0000

#hilssays "I'm looking for pumps..." via lpbarrows on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:49:16 +0000

"Not as big as Dave's" #hilssays via theSaysMachine on Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:06:56 +0000

"Oh, flipping heck! Push and pull, pull and push!" #hilssays via theSaysMachine on Tue, 05 Apr 2011 09:45:16 +0000

#hilssays "I'm gonna tweet them tomorrow!!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:04:29 +0000

#hilssays "I saw his fat!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 31 Mar 2011 20:30:50 +0000

#hilssays "I'd look good with a vaseline lenses" via lpbarrows on Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:41:59 +0000

#hilssays "I'm an honest guy!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 31 Mar 2011 10:43:32 +0000

#hilssays "Those fingers really hurt me!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:22:17 +0000

#hilssays "Why won't you extend?!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:17:02 +0000

Oh My God... Daniel O Donnell was MASSIVE #Hilssays via clairedoolan on Mon, 28 Mar 2011 07:53:36 +0000

#hilssays "You didn't say no at the time!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:48:05 +0000

#hilssays (to Phil) "You sex me!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:44:54 +0000

I can't think of a country that wouldn't have lip balm. #hilssays via ithinkihaveacat on Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:02:11 +0000

#hilssays "it's a bit damp, but it still works!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:34:00 +0000

#hilssays "I've got a wet one if you want it?" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:33:43 +0000

@byr0nic I can't #hilsSays meself... that's not how i roll innit via lergik on Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:17:09 +0000

@lergik mate, put a #hilssays at the end of that sh*t! ;-) via byr0nic on Fri, 11 Mar 2011 10:56:55 +0000

#gonsays "I want manual massaging!" #hilssays "You always want manual massaging!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 10 Mar 2011 11:43:56 +0000

#hilssays "Hold on... I am reading about your erection" via thingstheysay2 on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 17:31:46 +0000

#hilssays "you like it because of the smell!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:38:49 +0000

#hilssays "God that's tight" via pwiltsher on Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:41:44 +0000

#hilssays "I dont need a belt, i'm too fat" via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:31:25 +0000

#hilssays "it takes a while to load!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:44:26 +0000

#hilssays "Just google 'gay guy'" via thingstheysay2 on Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:38:17 +0000

#hilssays "did she burn her boobs?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:50:02 +0000

#hilssays "cough, cough, wrong pipe!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:27:19 +0000

@philclandillon @lpbarrows @lergik when #hilssays goes awry... I think #philsays could be the new one though... ;-) via byr0nic on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:08:35 +0000

#hilssays 'I just know it, something happened that weekend; pipes and rats and shit!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:51:27 +0000

#hilssays "I didn't play with them, I threw them at Phil!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:31:32 +0000

#hilssays "can you buy dildo cloths? No." via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:37:24 +0000

#hilssays "I dont need love" via lpbarrows on Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:56:06 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: #hilssays "if you touch mine and touch stu's you'll see that stu's is much hotter!" via lergik on Thu, 03 Feb 2011 17:13:41 +0000

#hilssays "if you touch mine and touch stu's you'll see that stu's is much hotter!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:47:28 +0000

#hilssays "I had a wii remote in the bed!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:29:44 +0000

#hilssays "Wang on a minute!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:26:11 +0000

someone call a fire truck! RT @lpbarrows #hilssays "I'm so hot right now!" #tazsays via page23 on Thu, 27 Jan 2011 12:03:33 +0000

#hilssays "I'm so hot right now!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:29:30 +0000

RT @page23: @lergik #hilsays "i'm not talking about what i did last night with phil" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Fri, 21 Jan 2011 13:46:30 +0000

Wow, loads of #hilssays action tonight. Got to be a record? @lergik via jonathanacton on Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:48:36 +0000

#hilssays "meat packing!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:57:46 +0000

#hilssays "hitler wasnt racist!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:02:25 +0000

#hilssays "Right! That's it, I'm not drinking anymore!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:43:46 +0000

#hilssays "I don't like melons" via lpbarrows on Wed, 08 Dec 2010 13:24:24 +0000

"just because you stuck your hand up, doesn't mean you can ride me" #hilssays via jonathanacton on Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:58:54 +0000

Quick, drink the jaegar bombs, the women are waiting #hilssays via flash_g on Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:55:26 +0000

#hilssays "I'm a one man chauffeur! Fancy getting on my back?" via lpbarrows on Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:26:23 +0000

"I've got handcuffs and a Krispy Kreme bag!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:56:47 +0000

#hilssays "you tried to rape me" via thingstheysay2 on Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:50:05 +0000

#hilssays "who stole my clothes?" via lpbarrows on Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:06:37 +0000

#hilssays "team goose!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:28:21 +0000

#hilssays "Well, it's better that than having a wank" via thingstheysay2 on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:30:59 +0000

#hilssays "This is how I can rip your clothes off" via thingstheysay2 on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:30:51 +0000

#hilssays " but he gets down and dirty" via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Nov 2010 20:27:24 +0000

#hilssays "I think the guys should come as strippers" via lpbarrows on Wed, 03 Nov 2010 12:40:09 +0000

Tried earlier but don't think it worked. Christmas paedo #hilssays via wonkenstein on Sat, 30 Oct 2010 23:47:19 +0000

"What? The sausage party?" #hilssays via jonathanacton on Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:52:03 +0000

#hilssays "I don't say 'willies and things'!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:14:47 +0000

RT @lergik: Probably the worst idea I've ever had. Trying mend my bad back with gravity boots. Mayday! #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:32:19 +0000

#hilssays "your mum sounds lovely" via lpbarrows on Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:00:54 +0000

#hilssays "I'm gonna dethrone you" via lpbarrows on Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:07:49 +0000

#hilssays "its like a weird sex pentagon" via lpbarrows on Thu, 21 Oct 2010 13:03:02 +0000

#hilssays "I'm a good deviant" via lpbarrows on Sat, 16 Oct 2010 17:03:39 +0000

"Checkout the ghetto dog that came out the pussy spade" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 21:12:21 +0000

"girls don't hurt" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:51:12 +0000

"she just put some nuts in her mouth and went mad" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:48:17 +0000

#hilssays 'my helmet is getting wet' via martinuttley on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:30:07 +0000

#hilssays "its easy access but it easy to put back on" via lpbarrows on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:22:46 +0000

RT @flash_g: "I wasn't looking at it [the porn site] I was just spreading the love" #hilssays via martinuttley on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:30:20 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: #hilssays "I think we should take them all down" via martinuttley on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:28:37 +0000

#hilssays "I think we should take them all down" via lpbarrows on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:24:58 +0000

#hilssays "he looks like a happy pedo" via lpbarrows on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:07:35 +0000

#hilssays "I'm always confused about what sex he is" via lpbarrows on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:02:54 +0000

"I wasn't looking at it [the porn site] I was just spreading the love" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 14:17:01 +0000

#hilssays "I quite like it two against one!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 14 Oct 2010 16:53:58 +0000

#hilssays "there's nothing wrong bull's bile!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 14 Oct 2010 10:11:14 +0000

"coming for a quickie stu?" #hilssays via flash_g on Thu, 07 Oct 2010 17:56:20 +0000

"No-one shaves on a hump day" #hilssays via flash_g on Thu, 07 Oct 2010 14:26:55 +0000

correction: @lpbarrows #hilssays "[so] when it's a girl it's stalking, when it's a guy it's not[?]". Note, question not a statement! via lergik on Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:40:02 +0000

#hilssays "when it's girls it's stalking, when it's guys it's not" via lpbarrows on Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:28:27 +0000

"i've still got a bit of lee left in me" #hilssays via flash_g on Tue, 05 Oct 2010 10:44:07 +0000

#hilssays "i'm not obsessed with twitter" via lpbarrows on Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:20:23 +0000

Its like a donought, you want to lick it #hilssays via lpbarrows on Sat, 25 Sep 2010 22:22:02 +0000

@wonkenstein "what's that on your lips?" to @lergik #hilssays via andygoodridge on Sat, 25 Sep 2010 22:14:55 +0000

Come on you know you want it #hilssays via lpbarrows on Sat, 25 Sep 2010 22:14:44 +0000

Trouble with all these mirrors is you can't pull your cock out #hilssays via lpbarrows on Thu, 23 Sep 2010 18:29:31 +0000

'I go to hooters for the food, and I read playboy for the articles. Seriously.' Thanks to #hilssays via EngineGrads on Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:48:28 +0000

Information of vital importance: http://www.whenisthenextbankholiday.com/ #hilssays via EngineGrads on Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:12:37 +0000

Information of vital importance: http://www.whenisthenextbankholiday.com/ #hilssays via simonsmuttering on Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:12:36 +0000

#hilssays "but you don't do it with the affection Pete has " via lpbarrows on Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:01:40 +0000

#hilssays I wont do it because you'll pull my hood via lpbarrows on Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:24:46 +0000

"someone was sucking her off" #hilssays via jonathanacton on Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:10:51 +0000

#hilssays "...if you fucked your niece" via lpbarrows on Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:07:49 +0000

#hilssays "there was no drugs, it was just a happy happy night!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:54:44 +0000

#hilssays "all my shoes were piled up" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:46:18 +0000

#hilssays "I don't remember, I fell asleep and was woken up by the guy asking for money" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:43:33 +0000

#hilssays "where's your helmet?" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:34:04 +0000

#hilssays "get some more nuts down your throat!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:57:41 +0000

There's too much girth in that [iPhone] #hilssays via martinuttley on Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:13:07 +0000

#hilssays "wogan works" via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:55:57 +0000

#hilssays its amazing how difficult it is to do things with one hand! via lpbarrows on Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:41:09 +0000

RT @how_odd #hilssays RT @lergik: Realised I don't have the legs for roll ups... unlike @how_odd via lpbarrows on Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:41:28 +0000

#hilssays "you'll have to kill him, then you can dance again" via lpbarrows on Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:50:11 +0000

#hilssays "my lumps, my lovely lady lumps. Check 'em out" via jonathanacton on Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:37:03 +0000

#hilssays "If I were to wear a skirt..." via lpbarrows on Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:30:45 +0000

#hilssays "I can always just take my top off for you dave" via lpbarrows on Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:37:14 +0000

RT @lergik Femidoms with teeth to rip-up the penises of a rapist http://bit.ly/9XeHAk #hilssays via lpbarrows on Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:18:04 +0000

#hilssays let's go down one by one via lpbarrows on Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:25:41 +0000

#hilssays "that's a big knob!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:44:20 +0000

#hilssays "its not aquatic marine, its teal!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:21:47 +0000

#hilssays "it happens in spermworld..." via lpbarrows on Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:01:08 +0000

#hilssays "There's a whole website about me shooting of random things, don't you know!"" via lpbarrows on Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:59:55 +0000

#hilssays go on, give it to her! Give it to her! via lpbarrows on Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:19:46 +0000

I keep hearing paedos and they scare me. #hilssays via flash_g on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:02:38 +0000

#hilssays whose blonde hair do i have? via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:55:15 +0000

omg @lpbarrows carries paedo-currency with him! #hilssays via lergik on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:48:33 +0000

RT @lergik: Said magnum gold dog turd stain still hasn't shifted http://yfrog.com/3vigmj #hilssays via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:17:08 +0000

#hilssays "it's not a good stain. it's got to be the worst stain i've ever had" via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:57:58 +0000

#hilssays "I got him three times in the arse' via lpbarrows on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:34:09 +0000

"The people who read #hilssays are very discerning about their shit" #lpbsays via ithinkihaveacat on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:19:05 +0000

"That's already a #hilssays!" #hilssays via ithinkihaveacat on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:17:17 +0000

#hilssays "you don't need a pass for the backside" via lpbarrows on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:47:21 +0000

"Paedo-bear, I love paedo-bear" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 28 May 2010 08:40:28 +0000

"You guys were tucked around the corner in some sort of paedo room" #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 28 May 2010 08:34:56 +0000

#hilssays I'm touching my cock. via Monkeychimp on Fri, 21 May 2010 21:33:46 +0000

#hilssays You want my underwear? I'll give it to you. via Monkeychimp on Fri, 21 May 2010 21:32:07 +0000

#hilssays "you put your Dick in and it explodes" via lpbarrows on Fri, 21 May 2010 19:57:08 +0000

#hilssays "its amazing how easily you can ruin someone's life" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 May 2010 20:30:41 +0000

#hilssays "oh spit it out woman!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 May 2010 19:47:26 +0000

#hilssays "its just too much meat!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 May 2010 13:15:28 +0000

#hilssays "every woman has a holster" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 May 2010 12:25:10 +0000

#hilssays "it doesn't work if you put it in your pants, it moves around!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 19 May 2010 12:24:23 +0000

"I just put my finger in there and get it started" #hilssays via flash_g on Tue, 18 May 2010 15:53:58 +0000

"Erasure soundtrack, awesome!" #hilssays via jonathanacton on Tue, 18 May 2010 14:33:03 +0000

#hilssays "you talkin' about bra sizes" via jonathanacton on Fri, 14 May 2010 19:08:17 +0000

#hilssays "bend over, he came and he went" via lpbarrows on Wed, 12 May 2010 17:40:23 +0000

#hilssays "you scrub up well!" via lpbarrows on Sat, 08 May 2010 22:10:54 +0000

This place actually smells of human turd #hilssays via lergik on Sat, 08 May 2010 00:57:18 +0000

Sausage roll? Packet of polos? What is that you want? Talk to me... #hilssays via JCWrenage on Fri, 07 May 2010 20:22:27 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: #hilssays "oh shit, boobs!" via martinuttley on Fri, 07 May 2010 19:28:55 +0000

#hilssays "oh shit, boobs!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 07 May 2010 19:28:04 +0000

#hilssays "I need more cardis in my life" via lpbarrows on Fri, 07 May 2010 18:51:40 +0000

Is that why your face is like that? #hilssays via flash_g on Fri, 07 May 2010 18:44:06 +0000

#hilssays "its a bit gloopy, but it goes down well!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 07 May 2010 18:17:37 +0000

#hilssays "I did touch that, but it's not working!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 06 May 2010 16:39:09 +0000

@lergik "i haven't got a webcam, but that doesn't mean I can't spy on other people" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 05 May 2010 16:48:43 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: @lergik #hilssays "Whose balls are these?" via martinuttley on Wed, 05 May 2010 09:49:49 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "Whose balls are these?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 05 May 2010 09:48:04 +0000

Who'd have thought that #hilssays (http://bit.ly/awGkUy) would actually help with real work problems? lol via lpbarrows on Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:33:24 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "my helmet! my helmet! someone's stolen my helmet! " via lpbarrows on Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:28:24 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "she told her about my chillies and she came for a look around" via lpbarrows on Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:09:33 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "you can't beat a 1950s woman" via lpbarrows on Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:07:45 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "I keep falling down that crack!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:13:51 +0000

#hilssays "oh no, I've got beer on my cardi" via lpbarrows on Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:17:00 +0000

#hilssays "hey Jonathan, that arse thing, I like it!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:56:13 +0000

#hilssays "erection, its not a one man job..." via lpbarrows on Wed, 21 Apr 2010 11:42:04 +0000

#hilssays "@martinuttley loves a bit of dp" via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:07:15 +0000

@lergik "the rape thing was taken out of context" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:50:42 +0000

#hilssays "that's what I said" via adam_jamjar on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:50:06 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "ah, it all started with the jerk off..." via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:42:30 +0000

#hilssays don't touch my face with a popadom! (via @galbus) via lpbarrows on Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:53:37 +0000

#hilssays "It was all kind of limp this morning" ...nice via lpbarrows on Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:23:38 +0000

"Now is the time for abuse." #hilssays via ithinkihaveacat on Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:32:21 +0000

i'm not fond of pink, i'm fond of hot pink! #hilssays via oysterpearls on Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:22:20 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "I'm eating a feotus" via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:55:48 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "its amazing what you can get for a rape these days" via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:41:22 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "the guys in Egypt came onto me" via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:52:10 +0000

#hilssays "when you're stalking someone you don't say 'no strings attached'. It's a rookie mistake!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:45:18 +0000

#hilssays "I like shiny leggings!!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:42:23 +0000

@lpbarrows I can't believe he's still at it #hilssays via galvogalvo on Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:00:11 +0000

(via @gonf) #hilssays "Do you think i'm delicious?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:35:19 +0000

@lergik #hilssays "Do you think Daisy Duck is hot?" via lpbarrows on Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:31:37 +0000

@lergik "I'll delete it if you let me take a picture of your lips!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:37:29 +0000

@lergik "what's your problem woman, just take it!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:27:45 +0000

@lergik "it makes me look bad on the rape thing, I'm glad the jerk off thing's not up there!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:47:21 +0000

@lergik "who wants my cherry?" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:17:31 +0000

@bry0nic - he's gone all shy on us! #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:20:55 +0000

say something, say something! http://bit.ly/cLldRO #hilssays via byr0nic on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:17:36 +0000

Special day in the office http://tinyurl.com/yfetqzw now everyone can find out what #hilssays via martinuttley on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:49:46 +0000

@lpbarrows genius! Here's one for today: "Boss Tossing: it's a game" #hilssays via flash_g on Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:18:11 +0000

@lergik "I like my pink one!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:05:01 +0000

"I'm fed up of the office/cyber bullying" #hilssays via lergik on Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:23:23 +0000

more @lergik gold "i dunno, it was more of a rape than a rant!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:13:46 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: @lergik "kiss Chase? is that like rape Chase?" #hilssays via martinuttley on Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:13:46 +0000

@lergik "kiss Chase? is that like rape Chase?" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:12:54 +0000

@lergik "I've seen a fat woman shitting against a tree!" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:42:15 +0000

RT @lpbarrows: "I'm trying to get rid of a penis" #hilssays via martinuttley on Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:41:01 +0000

"I'm trying to get rid of a penis" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:39:29 +0000

don't forget everyone, there's a new twitter tag in use #hilssays for those classic words of wisdom... via lpbarrows on Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:39:26 +0000

"I bruise like a peach" #hilssays via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:46:00 +0000

"you can lick cream and shit off other blokes bellys" #hilssays @lergik gold! via lpbarrows on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:38:00 +0000

Someone likes a nice Lambrini beverage. That someone is @lergik #hilssays via on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:16:00 +0000