#philsays "I was half asleep and Caitlin let woody in..." via on Fri Nov 07 14:42:17 +0000 2014

#gonsays "well if you touch it now you'll see that it's quite soft" #philsays "I preferred it when it was hard!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:30:43 +0000

#gonsays "have you touched my mango in the last hour?" #philsays "no i haven't touched your mango in the last hour!" via lpbarrows on Mon, 11 Mar 2013 14:30:31 +0000

#philsays "Gon's sucked my happiness" via lpbarrows on Fri, 08 Mar 2013 10:41:53 +0000

#philsays "If you don't like it, avert your eyes, but face it, you do like it." via lpbarrows on Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:18:47 +0000

Noo! I've played with it too much! #philsays via lpbarrows on Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:43:30 +0000

#philsays "I'm a god Dave, I'm a god!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 25 May 2012 13:58:03 +0000

#philsays trans-creation #wank via MrsKiwiDave on Thu, 15 Mar 2012 11:00:44 +0000

#philsays "your lips are loose" via lpbarrows on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:33:26 +0000

#philsays not the poo, not the poo I don't deal with other people's poo. I only deal with blockages via MrsKiwiDave on Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:21:48 +0000

#philsays "I lasted 20 minutes!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:15:03 +0000

I dunno fist me is up there #philsays via lpbarrows on Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:33:11 +0000

"it's worrying that rape is so big" #philsays via theSaysMachine on Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:37:29 +0000

#philsays "I'm going to the toilet, true romance when I get back!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 25 May 2011 19:00:01 +0000

#philsays "it was his birthday not so long ago, or was that October?" via rubbishbrain on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:08:07 +0000

#philsays "it tastes even better if you have it in one" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:01:40 +0000

#philsays "it looks wrong but it sounds so right!" via lpbarrows on Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:24:38 +0000

#philsays "don't say that he'll whip it out!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:24:30 +0000

@byr0nic they turn up to the right pub ;) but #philsays is good hopefully catch up soon via wonkenstein on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:26:15 +0000

#philsays "You can come and press it if you want!" via lpbarrows on Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:29:53 +0000

#philsays "there better be meat at this wedding!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:01:39 +0000

#philsays "10-4, Good Buddy!" via thingstheysay2 on Thu, 02 Dec 2010 14:43:20 +0000

#emmasays "It's all dirty, what have you been doing with it?" #philsays "Rubbing it all over my body" via thingstheysay2 on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:47:39 +0000

#philsays "Did you just say gang bang?" via thingstheysay2 on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:31:22 +0000

#philsays "i'm gonna poke you in a minute!" via lpbarrows on Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:10:36 +0000

#philsays "ill kill gio" via lpbarrows on Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:20:55 +0000

#philsays "Cougar's the only way to go!" via lpbarrows on Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:48:00 +0000